Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)